top 8 TF2 weapons i personally hate

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so i am out with the flu (fuck my life =() and am incredibly bored so i'm going to do something I've been meaning to do for a while, when i make my 10 worst list i usually look more to stats and phycological stuff over all.... but some weapons i just hate not just because they are bad but because some are to good and i think i should make a separate list for them, i was going to make it a top 10 but i don't even hate the vaccinator(10) or volcano fragment(9) so i kept them off the list and made it 8, so here i go
normally i would say if there is a weapon you like on here i wont judge, but here if you use the weapons towards the bottom of the list like 3 to 1.... fuck you stop using it :stinkeye: 

8. Equalizer, so hate is a strong word for this, it's more WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING, back when the equalizer and escape plan was one weapon it was overpowered and over shadowed all the other solider melees so splitting them makes sense, but while the escape plan is a useful weapon to run away quicker the lower your health is and being marked for death is fair since you are running away from the fight to heal up but the equalizer.... if you are within melee range with a low enough health for it be useful YOUR ALREADY DEAD, it just a useless weapon that shouldn't be in the game =(

7. Sandman, am i the only one who hates stun mechanics? there is nothing worse (ok there are plenty of things worse then this) then kicking some ass then suddenly i take a baseball to the face and i cant move until the scout closes the distance and kills me before i can retaliate, i mean it's fare given it takes both skill and luck to get a good stun off and you loss 15 health making the scouts shit health even lower so ya this is a i hate because i suck with it but gets owned by it all the time weapons.... there are going to be a few of those here =(

6. Force A Nature, this is the biggest i hate because i suck with it but gets owned by it all the time weapons, i know how good this weapon is since i get 2 shoted all the time despite the damage penalty or shot off a cliff, or sandman stunned then get 2 shot or shot off a cliff... you get the point -_-, but i cant use this weapon worth shit, i need a big clip size because i cant aim and i'm not smart enough to use the knock back properly, it's good but i hate it =( 

5. Diamondback, so this is a weird one for me because this is my favoirite spy revolver and arguably the best revolver in game because it rewards you for being a good spy since you get a crit for every back stab and building sap.... AND NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I HATE IT, i suck at spy, seriously i doubt there is a worse spy then me anywhere, i want to make it worth because of how good it is but i can never get one of those things so all i have is a damage penalty and no random crits, so i have to go default or enforcer so i can do anything, i hate it because i want to like it =(

4. Ambassador, ATTENTION AMBASSADOR SPYS ON MY TEAM, YOU ARE NOT A SNIPER DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AS A SPY, you have no idea how annoying it is when you have a spy on your team in the back of the map trying to headshot like a sniper for some crappy headshot compilation or something (and this is after the damage fall off with distance was added) and if they are on the opposite team they are somehow a headshoting god of a spy destroying all the engineer and snipers at point blank and THEY ALWAYS HAVE IT on the bright side at least it overshadows the diamond back so no one uses it which i am thankful for, but i would rather die to a crit from a good diamond back spy then yet another ambassador =(

3. EVERY SPY KNIFE, I FUCKING HATE SPYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM ok i'm good =D, i have every spy knife on here for one reason i am salty, seriously every time i get backstabbed i get so salty i could rival the Pacific Ocean, i could be destroying the other team holding down the last point with my level 3 then BAM i die all my shit gets sapped and we lose the game, i could be charging my uber to make the final push then BAM i die my partner dies and we lose the game because we couldn't organize for another push, i could be spy checking then BAM the spy on fire face stabs me AND I LOSE MY SHIT :stinkeye:
spy's should not exist they make me hate life more then usual =(

2. phlogistinator, are you sick of me talking about this weapon? me to so i'll make it quick, i always hated it but i picked it up again to do the phlog contract... as soon as i was finished i scraped it, go read any of my worst lists for why i hate it but bottom line i cant use it at all because to make it work you have to play like your fucking suicidal YET EVERYONE ELSE IS A GOD, STOP USING THIS WEAPON VALVE REMOVE IT FORM THE GAME GET IT OUT OF MY LIFE :iconstinkeye:

1. Sticky Bomb Launcher. there was no contest this was always number 1, I've wanted to put this on the worst list for so long but couldn't because it was never a bad weapon in fact it's a very good weapon.... no IT IS FUCKING BROKEN :angry: 
i hate this weapon because it is so broken, stickys do so much damage why? because they are meant to be traps, something premeditated and you die to because you didn't realize an obvious trap, that is fair, do people use it like that FUCK NO they use it as there primary damage source and it is to effective, i have died to some idiot spamming these things more time then i can count and i hate it.... and it use to be more broken before they added the damage ramp up, and i cant even think of a nerf that would be fair which is the worst part, it is broken but you cant justify it being broken, hell i probably sound like a whinny asshole for bitching about it =(


hope you enjoyed me bitching about how salty i can be at a video game, but this is it, out off all the weapons in the game i couldn't even make a top 10, hopefully the hate will die down for these 8 but probably not 
i await all the comments telling me how stupid i am for putting something like this on the internet =D
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TBWinger92's avatar
Don't like being stunned by a baseball? Well you're in luck, because on Jungle Inferno update they changed the Sandman. Now its balls only slow down targets instead of stunning them. On the other hand, the ball now recharges much quicker than before to make up of losing stun mechanic.