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0. This Pokemon is you:
Meowth Alola
wow i feel sassy

1. This pokemon is your best friend:
Entei
HELL ya you and me bro

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Snorunt
.... this should be easy

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Slugma
well we have the magma for the volcano

4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
Scyther
ok IM SCARED NOW

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Miltank
.... my mother in law is a BITCH

6. This Pokémon is your partner:
Elekid
*sigh* max friendship and an electrizer then we'll be in business -_-

7. This Pokemon is your ex:
Umbreon
why did i ever let you go beautiful

8. This Pokemon stalks your every waking moment:
Mantyke
aww what an adorable little stalker

9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:
Nidoran M
hopefully he does not have poison point as an ability

10. This Pokemon ate all your cake:
Lucario Mega
WHAT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOU.... on second thought i'll let this one slide

11. This Pokemon is was in your bed last night:
Drowzee
hmm no wonder i couldn't sleep

12. This Pokemon punched your mom:
Cottonee
how? it doesn't have arms

13. This Pokemon will do anything to steal your shoes:
Lillipup
it's a puppy stealing shoes, that is adorable

14. This Pokemon died by your own hands:
Machamp
.... don't know how i managed but i did.... somehow

15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
Incineroar
i'm cool with this

16. This Pokemon reads you bedtime stories:
Giratina
HE SCARES ME

17. This Pokemon is your loving pet:
Kricketot
and it never shuts up -_-

18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:
Metang
i don't think meteor mash is the best way to remove a tooth

19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every night:
Barbaracle
more like nightmares

20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Whirlipede
damn bug types infesting my basement

21. This Pokemon plays with you in an alternate universe:
Brionne
ugg i hate this pokemon, i'm staying in this universe

22. This Pokemon is your guardian angel:
Dragonair
i am so OK with this

23. This Pokemon wants to draw with you:
Munchlax
ok now take this pencil NO DONT EAT IT


24. This Pokemon is the first you will encounter:
Charmander
that makes sense


25. This Pokemon will come take care of you when you can't:
Teddiursa

it could be worse

26. This Pokemon will be the cause of your death:
Unown F

HOW THE F**K WOULD THAT KILL ME

27.This Pokemon loves to steal your hats:
Drapion
you can keep it

28. This Pokemon always borrows money from you:

Mewtwo Mega X
you'll pay me back right? NO NO it's fine you don't have to pay me back

29. This Pokemon loves to play video games with you:
Tangrowth
no creative comment it's alright


30. This Pokemon is in charge of tagging people:
Xurkitree
:iconchaosmage1: Xurkitree is calling you out, better do it
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0. Braxen(this just feels weird :( )
1. Bagon (not my favorite dragon by any means, but i can appreciate him)
2. Bunnelby (well this could be tricky)
3. 
Dratini (Aw heck ya, were taking top grade!)
4. 
Pheromosa (YOU!!! I WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY A GERM A-PHOBIC GLASS CANON!!)
5. Larvitar (how is that even possible?!)
6. 
Wobbuffet (this is taylors fault somehow)
7. 
Torterra (ok 1 why? thats wierd in more ways than one. 2 he's my favorite starter from sinnoh, why would i let him go?)
8. 
Ash's Greninja (does he wanna join my team? cause if so he just has to ask)
9. Starmie (watch the points)
10. Tynamo (how'd that little guy do it?)
11 Tyrogue (meh baby pokemon need to be nurtured so its fine)
12 Dugtrio (ok 1 thats impossible, and not just because he has no arms, and2 if he DID i'd sick my entire team on him!!!)
13. 
Masquerain (why? he can't even wear shoes)
14. Woobat (noo! how did this happen?!)
15. 
Spiritomb (how?! finding one outside his home region is easier than finding him in it!.. oh well, he's typhlosion but i'll take him)
16. Espeon (well i guess psychic powers would that possible, carry on)
17. Beedrill Mega (ok that is awesome! hey kxp come see my new pet! :D )
18. 
Klang (thats more confusing than creepy)
19. Onix (why?!)
20. Roselia (what the heck were ya doing down there? there's no sunlight there. aw well feel free to stick around)
21. Dwebble (meh fine)
22. Staryu (geez i feel so safe)
23. 
Type: Null (well i don't know how you'd draw but i suck at it anyway so no worries :) )
24. 
Whismur (am i in hoen or something?)
25. 
Magby (well i at least i can trust him to boil water... probably)
26. Palkia (NOOO it's mystery dungeon all over again! STOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!!! MEGA BEEDRIL GET EM!!!)
27. Charizard Mega X (good thing i don't wear hats often)
28. Swablu (hope he's good at paying it back...and what heck does he need it for?!)
29. Munna (again psychic powers, could be worse as long as it does make me fall asleep on purpose)
30. Hawlucha (good luck denying him!)