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Zelda breath of the wild champion's ballad.... OMFG FUCK THIS, you can one shot everything but you can only take one hit yourself so lets say you have to do a bullshit puzzle shrine like oh I don't know..... Stop to Start (FUCK THIS SHRINE) which goes on forever and if you get hit by anything you have to restart from the beginning of the shrine FUCK THAT

and what do you get for it, the Master Cycle Zero and is it worth it..... NO SHIT IT IS it's a fucking motorcycle of course it worth it but that just mean I have to go through all this one hit kill bullshit and FUCKING STOP TO START.... fuck my life =(
FNALLY I caught my first legitimate shiny, no hacking, no trading, just wild encounter shiny SO HAPPY :squee:  

minor spoilers for pokemon ultra moon/sun

got to the part were you ride a solgaleo through ultra space, first worm hole I go through (something like 824 light years away) guess what I find.... a f**king zapdos, FIRST TRY AND I GOT A LEGENDARY, took some work since I didn't have anything with sleep or paralysis or false swipe but I caught it, if this how I start this off then I cant wait till post game when I do this again =D  
Unbelievable, I bought a new 2DS XL last sunday and I think it's broken already  it wont turn on, it was working this morning then after work I went to turn it on and the blue light went on, there was a clicking sound and it turned off, it can charge but it still does this, maybe I need to wait for it to charge some more but i'm worried it's broken, WHY ME and right before Pokémon ultra moon comes out D'X 

you saw the best time for the worst, if I put a weapon you liked on here don't worry this is just a personal list if you like a weapon you like that weapon I won't judge
enjoy the list

10. Baby Face's Blaster- it was a tough choice between the backscatter and this but while the backscatter can be very useful in a good scouts hands this hot mess cant do anything, you start of 10% slower then a scout but when you do damage with this weapon you build up a boost meter which allows you to run faster then an average scout, but the cost for this is very bad, like all other scatterguns it has a smaller clip size, the boost is reduced when you air jump taking away mobility no mater what you do, and the nail in the coffin any damage reduces the boost and it reduces a lot, I don't care how good you are as scout you will take damage at some point and you will lose that boost just being a scout that cant run fast

9.  Ullapool Caber- I remember when this weapon was good.... no even just usable, but valve nerfed it so bad so many years ago it is unusable I wanted to talk about it but I was to busy ripping into the panic attack and overdose to do so now it is time to rip on this, 20% slower firing speed, and deploys 100% slower with no random crits, this was suppose to be a suicide weapon, rush in blow the shit out of the enemy and damage yourself in the process, you cant even kill a scout with the damage this does nowadays, and once it explodes you just have a worse bottle until you die or restock at base, this weapon had a prepuce so long ago, now it is literally useless 

8. The Beggar's Bazooka- i'm just going to say it I don't like the having to preload mechanic, if something pops up I need to shot a rocket at it, I don't have time to slowly load a rocket and fire in a split second, it's not like the old panic attack when you could load and hold it, you have to fire right away with this and if you load an extra rocket you blow yourself up, but that's not all I have with the fact that the rockets don't all fly in a straight line they go all over the place and most likely miss the target plus you don't get ammo from dispensers so you cant just spam like you can do with a regular rocket launcher with more accuracy, and the 20% less blast radius is just insulting, at least the direct hit is accurate so the blast radius makes sense but you already cant hit anything with the random projectile deviation so why nerf the blast radius? if you want to rocket spam then just do it with any other rocket launcher 

7. The brass beast- this was already a bad weapon but now they made it slightly worst HOW DO YOU DO THAT?, so you deal 20% more damage but now instead of take 20% less damage reving up you only get the resistance when below 50% health, it takes 50% longer to spin up and you move 60% slower when deployed AS A HEAVY, give it all the extra damage you want that movement speed just kills it for me, the heavy is slow but he still needs mobility and this just slows him to a crawl, we don't need a human sentry gun we need a tank and pusher and any other gun will do a better job

6. The Warrior's Spirit- there's not much to say here just a bad melee weapon, you deal 30% more damage and heal 50 heath on kill but at the cost of 30% damage vulnerability, the heavy may be tanky but 30% damage vulnerability can shred him plus a heavy shouldn't really need a melee to heal you already have a sandvich, or a banana, or the medic, just use something to boost speed or reduce damage not this

5. Shahanashah- a sniper needs a good melee encase someone gets to close and this is not one of them, the melee deals %25 more damage when you are below 50% health.... so your already dead, the sniper is squishy and if you stay in the fight with half HP your most likely going to die, you need something to get good damage before you get low heath and this thing does 25% less damage when above 50% heath so it's inconsistent, you need a consistent melee and this is just not good since you have to get yourself close to death to use the damage boost and get in melee range instead of getting headshots and helping your team

4. phlagistinator- hello my greatest enemy :stinkeye:
this is a strange weapon for being a bad weapon but at the same time still broken, you can't air blast with it which is crippling given you cant air blast rockets and explosives to save yourself or help burning teammate yet you just walk forward and WM1 until  you fill your MMMPH then taunt to get free crits and you uber while taunting so you cant be damaged or knocked back. and now with the jetpack you can just taunt, equip, fly off to cut enemy off, swich back and still have 5 seconds of crits even with the jetpacks slower deploy time, it does not require much skill and it feels unfair when you die to it, as I pyro main I hate this thing because it teaches bad practices, I cant air blast well but I at least try to get better instead of just giving up like this weapon, and even with the backburner which you can argue has the same WM1 problem you at east need to get behind the guy for the crits instead of just pressing a button to get them, and I still have a air blast to extinguish and air blast, bottom line don't use it

3. sharpened volcano fragment-  my friend told me if I put this on the list he would hunt me down in game and kill me with this but I know you like the weapon buddy but even you admitted this was a bad weapon, it sets people on fire, the pyro has a flamethrower that does that from a melee range and distance, a flare gun that does the same and crits burning people, and much more useful melees, you have enough things that burn so an axe that does that and is weaker then the stock (which is already useless) is useless, there's no anger just.... why does this exist? valve please do something ANYTHING with it like you did with sun on a stick  

2. The Razorback-  the same friend keeps telling me that this does not belong on the worst list because of how useful it is in highlander..... but here's the thing THIS IS NOT HIGHLANDER, I am a filthy casual scrub who does not play competitive and in casual it sucks, IT ONLY STOPS ONE BACKSTAB, a spy can just shoot you in the head with an Ambasador or an Enforcer or any other revolver, also if you don't hear the buzz of the shield breaking the stunned spy will just back stab you again, without competent teammate to watch you back and kill the stunned spy or the spy aiming for your head this is just a waste of your secondary, oh and you also have 100% less overheal but why would a medic heal a sniper?.... a jar of piss is better then it enough said 

1. The Third Degree- the fire axe is the worst stock melee weapon in the game since at least the other classes melee's serve a use while the fire axe gives nothing to the pyro, and this is just a shit upgrade of an already bad weapon, it is just a default axe that can hit people through a medi beam (which is gimmicky and useless), it's not what it does that makes it bad it's what it put through your head that does, you can hit the guy being healed but it will take more then one hit to kill him or the medic who will just stop healing to help the heavy or demo or whoever it's healing kill you then heal any damage you may have caused, go for the medic? it still takes more then one hit and the heavy he was healing will feel the damage, turn around and waste you, oh and both are healing so any damage you did after you dies will be gone is a few seconds, at least the Razorback blocks one backstab, at least the sharpened volcano fragment burns people, everything on this list no matter how bad they are have some use but this is quite literally useless     

what do you think, do you agree, disagree, want to kill me, let me know, tell me what weapons you hate  


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kurtus Striker
Artist | Student | Digital Art
name : Kurtus Mann

species : pony

Gender : Male

Colours : body- red, eyes-yellow, mane- black, tail- black with red tips

Cutie mark : the lugermorph

Accessories : black sweater

Weapon of choice : lugermorth, Rarity's love, physical strength

Friends : ponyville, mane 6, luna and her royal guards, spike, sniper, Britina, phyco

Enemies : Diamond dogs, enemies of Equestria

Likes : jokes , defending Equestria, hanging around my friends and my Love

Dislikes : the sick f**ks who enjoy killing pony's, wasps, the dark, dark magic, AND SPARITY

My marefriend : Rarity Boop .:PC:. by TikiTiel i love that mare so much

bio- the names kurtus, i use to be the weapons man for RED, and i'm now the leader of Princess Luna's secrete services named Team fortress, i use to be a human but do to a radiation explotion i was turned into a pony AND I F**KING LOVE IT, my mission is to help every pony and defend Equestria and the ones I love from harm, you mess with equestria you mess with me, and you don't want me as an enemy
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